your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit
if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don't perform androgyny to a level you approve of i'm omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps
Also, if you call a genderqueer person cis because you don't understand their complex relationships with genders you owe me your kneecaps for my dog and your liver for my cats.
And if you insist that a cis person has to be trans because they're gender non-conforming and don't like having gender roles forced on them then I'm gonna turn you into compost.
if you call an intersex person anything other than the label they personally identify with, I’m on my way with a label gun modified with nails to crucify you with “asshole” stickers
Honestly, disability pride month is more like disability wrath month for me. I am proud to be disabled, and come from a disabled household. But I am unspeakably angry about the way I and others have been treated, and abled people just don't seem to listen unless it involves them in some way.
BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...
I've survived my first day on Tumblr
Achievements:
- Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot
- AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings
- Friends?: Gained a mutual
- I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr
- MY EYES!: Change the site palette
- Great Idea: Reblog a post
- They love me: Have a post reblogged
Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one
Containment Breach
I've been inundated with over 120 new followers in the last 5 hours. I haven't been able to even check if I have any pornbots. I'm tired and need to go to bed. I'll clean up this mess tomorrow.
This is cool to look at, though. I'm studying some data-science adjacent fields so things like this are fascinating to me.
I've been told I should submit this to world-heritage-posts. Just to make it clear what happened to me, here's a screenshot of my notifications activity in the last 24 hours.
For additional context, I've only been here 4 days.
At his point, I've been here 5 days and this post has 85k+ notes. My notifications have recovered to the point that sometimes they're empty so I'd say the breach has been recontained and now I just need to deal with the cleanup process.
I figure it might be interesting to show just what this experience has been like.
This is my notification history over the last week. I joined Tumblr Saturday June 17th, 2023 around 12pm so the actual data starts half way through the chart. My follower count has grown at a roughly equal pace.
Overall, I enjoyed the whole thing once the shock died down. I was just surprised this was the post that would gain any traction at all. I expected the chicken posts would be the first ones to reach triple digits and only several months later. But I've enjoyed reading peoples' reactions and chatting with folks here.
I'll close out by sharing some other achievements I've gotten since:
- It's free to give: Like a post
- It's great to receive: Have a post be liked
- This calls for a specialist: Install a third-party app
- Precautionary measure: Disable email notifications
- Uh-oh: Have a post reach 100 notes
- Oh no: Have a post reach 1k notes
- PLEASE NO!!: Have a post reach 30k notes
- CONTAINMENT BREACH: Have a post spread across Tumblr
- Fallout: Have at least three posts reach 500 notes during a containment breach
- Blessings(?) of the gods: Have a post reblogged by a member of Tumblr staff
- At this point, it's all white noise: Open your notifications when it's at 99+ and receive 99+ notifications in less than a second
- And blocked: Receive hate mail
- Also blocked: Receive a creepy DM
- To the scrapyard with you!: Report a pornbot
- Shiny scrap: Report a male pornbot
- Maybe you should have thought ahead: Use the Mass Post Editor to add a tag to 20 posts
- Next time, proofread before you post: Use the Mass Post Editor to edit a tag on 20 posts
- Wild creature at the zoo: Find a heritage post using the search engine
- It's raining cats and cats!: Receive 30 cat pictures
- True human experience: Receive a message that makes you feel genuinely loved
And with this, I'm going to call this chapter of the Saga of Containment Breach closed
You are going to have a 100k notes post in your first week here. You are really speedrunning Tumblr.
♩♫♩Guess what happened?
♩♫♩Guess what happened?
♩♫♫♩And you know what that means!
My Tumblr childhood lasted a day and a half.
My god
You are The Chosen One
Anonymous asked:
can you trigger tag bisexuality please
hotgirlsrk answered:
no but i can fuck both your parents
